Democrats Announce Counteroffer Of $1,000,001 To Not Report Voter Fraud
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After President Trump announced a million-dollar reward for anyone who reported voter fraud, Democrats unveiled a counteroffer of one million and one dollars to not report voter fraud. Democrats stated that restoring Americans' confidence in election integrity was of paramount importance, promising to pay whatever it took to keep fraud from being uncovered. "Donald Trump thinks he can put a price on the integrity of our elections," said Senator Chuck Schumer. "Well, he's right. But we are offering one dollar more if you will keep your yapper shut. Remember, snitches get stitches. Well, actually, they get a million bucks. But you can get even more for keeping quiet." In addition to the extra dollar, Democrats said their offer would involve considerably less paperwork, since recipients would never have to file a police report, testify under oath, or spend months…